“Caught in a “Bill” Romance”
“This song is about nobody (performs You and I)”
“Good thing I used to dance on bars, right? (slips)”
*perform bad romance instead of Marry The Night*
*end setlist at bill clinton concert with Government Hooker*
Literally cant believe she did all this. Oh gaga, you derp.
(Source: strangetequila)
We got a whole lotta money so we built a fence, Cuz I can’t buy a barn for Kevin.
There’s only 3 men that Ima serve in my whole life, It’s my daddy, and kevin, and jesus christ.
OH MY HOLY GOD MOTHER OF SWEET BABY HALLELUJAH JESUS MAN PRAISE DA LAWD IN DA HOUSE OF HIS HIGHEST MAJESTY AND TRINITY THE HOLY SPIRIT FUCKWAD