(Source: jephari)
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m33wlin:WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
seems legit
(Source: davedirk)
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.
SIGNAL BOOST
SPREAD THE WARNING GUYS
Okay so to add gifs to posts you have to copy and paste.
Literally just copy and paste them.
I LEARNT MY WAY AROUND STUPID CONFUSING TUMBLR AND THEN YOU GO AND MAKE IT SO EASY HOW DARE YOU
I’M SO FUCKING GREATFUL RIGHT NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
This has literally been frustrating me so much and OFGDGFOM WHY DID TUMBLR NOT TELL US ABOUT THIS

Ok, but seriously, why can’t I upload audio posts to Tumblr now? I haven’t been able to for weeks and even disabling Missing E does nothing. I’m getting real tired of this shit, Tumblr…
u are the blogging queen young and sweet only seventeen
blogging queen
feel the heat of your laptop screen
oh yeah
you can scroll, you can type
having the time of your life
oooh
meme that girl
GIF that scene
diggin’ the blogging queen