darnni:

textbookfangirl:

agnaeoh:

gaymur-gurl:

alexandraerin:

breakthenorm:

redcloud:

thedaddycomplex:

futurefantastic:

jonny5fefrenzy:

-knock knock.

—who’s there?

-freedom.

freedom would never knock

freedom rings

And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.

If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.

eagle sold separately  

*Some restrictions apply.

batteries not included

limited time offer

side effects may include liberty and justice for all

this entire country is crazy.

hannahorvath:

working on my cover letter

i just SNorted

I THOUGHT THIS MEME WAS OVERA

(Source: daily-nigelthornberry)

*dead*

subwaykidsrejoice:

mrspecs:

1. Go to wikipedia and hit random. The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2. Go to quotationspage.com and hit random. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3. Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” Third picture, no matter wha…t it is, will be your album cover.
4. Use photoshop or similar OR MS PAINT (picnik.com is a free online photo editor) to put it all together.
5. Add it to this post…let’s see how many amazing bands, albums and covers we get.

Here’s mine!

Strangely…it works.

This is one weird cover…

But I’ll admit, I LOVE the Title and the Picture…

Doing this again for old times’ sakes…

This looks pretty good, actually.

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accessories-trends:

relatable romney

dracomafloy:

dracomafloy:

INSPIRED BY THIS POST 

omg what are notes

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cocokays:

oil-cuntry:

iampreset:

mcrealness:

yeahbutnobutyeah:

voguefemme:

SHADY LADY!  

(Source: gipartieswithtrees)

(Source: lifejustgotawkward)

Holy shit all of this is actually making sense.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

justanotherdreaminthewind:

overxxthexxrainbow:

I am a fairy (ha!) whose best friend is Alice, my lover is Eric (score!) and we live in Eric’s Palace (double score!) while being cockblocked by Frollo. We have two kids <3

Princess who’s best friend is ariel, my lover is eric and we live in the beasts castle where i get cockblocked by jafar and have 1 kid =]

I am: A mermaid

My best friend is: Mulan

My lover is: Flynn Rider (fuck yeah!)

I live in: Beast’s Castle

Cockblocked by: Captain Hook

Children: 6 (holy fuck how is THAT gonna go down!?)

(Source: nipplesxoxo)