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trying to watch a drama and all I can focus on is how tight a guy’s shirt is

like damn is it really that cold outside

or are your nipples just hard all the time

edromyheart:

Spank the monkeys. 

Spank all the monkeys. 

uhm

alphaqueer:

No but seriously, this video is required viewing in learning how to court me.

GOOD GOD

selfmadesuperhero:

my dad was watching captain america (for the 293823th time) and i just

got a very

urgent

urge

brb, have to handle my own urges atm

THIS WORKS

I DON’T KNOW WHAT FOR

IT JUST WORKS

You know, for a guy who spends his days creating trashy adult comedy, Seth Macfarlane was just oozing suave and sex appeal at the Oscars.

eberles:

i just want to take a moment to thank every boy who wakes up and thinks “today i will wear grey sweats without underwear” really boys you are doing gods work

so i was watching SNL reruns earlier and suddenly found myself overwhelmed by the urge to jump in bed with Bill Hader.

and Daniel Radcliffe.

not necessarily at the same time.

but what the hey.

but probably not.

i mean.

yeah.

(Source: thelastgreatkings)