I was throwing out some trash (the trash can was in the closet)and someone wanted to know where I was so my mother said “Joe’s in the closet” and I swear this was literally me

oflights:

#tumblr on literally every issue

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edromyheart:

Me.

This post is about me.

yesssss

myfleshdress:

WHATEVER I MISS GAGA SO MUCH THE PLAYLIST COULD BE GAGA SINGING HER ABC’S AND I WILL BE HAPPY WITH THAT

sex-like-a-nympho:

i think my heart just stopped

I can’t handle these emotions right now…

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alphaqueer:

JESUS FUCK

goddammit now i find a one direction boy cute

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The last two pics I took in the computer lab at my high school. *sniffle*

(did i mention that I’m having a steamy love affair with my eyes?)

edqeofqlory:

SHE SERVED PEOPLE FOOD TODAY

GAGA WAITED ON TABLES

IM

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So I opened my housing application and put down the gay bit after my mom finally wandered out of the room for a second…then we had to eat dinner and when I came back to the computer, THE SITE LOGGED ME OUT SO I HAD TO FILL IT ALL OUT AGAIN WITHOUT MY MOM WATCHING.

But I finally got it done with no problems, so I couldn’t help but be like…

m33wlin:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

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edromyheart:

ALL of this.