nicolegendary:

the-evil-psychopath-next-door:

jawnsolo:

leaving your room when people are over

why is this so accurate jesus christ

#what a beautiful metaphor

eberger:

When I grow up, I want to be her. 

worst case scenario: you lather your hands in soap before realizing you didn’t turn the water on first.

(Source: my-teen-quote)

(Source: joeydeangelis)

so today I tried to say the word “find” but as soon as I made the “f” sound I hiccuped and it sounded like “fuck” everyone in class was liKE WHAT DID YOU SAY

stilescolfer:

stilescolfer:

stilescolfer:

stilescolfer:

So my mum’s been going through my drawers and sorting out all my clothes because my wardrobe broke and she’s like fixing it or whatever. But I totally forgot that I keep sex toys in the bottom drawer of my wardrobe. Like, fucking hell. MY MUM HAS SEEN MY DILDO THIS IS SUCH A ROLE REVERSAL. She isn’t even mentioning it though she just keeps on giving me this knowing look and smirking at me. 

she just walked past me and said “i never took you for a bottom” jesUS HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL 

she just passed me a travel bag and some ‘toy cleaner’ and said “you don’t want an infection up your butt hole” lajhflajhdfaho\ahAIDSABHFI

when people ask me how i came out to my mum i’m going to link them to this post

the quintessential post of gay awkwardness

GOD BLESS THIS POST

selling-ass-for-heroine:

LGBT Laughs: stilescolfer: stilescolfer: So my mum’s been going through my drawers…

stilescolfer:

stilescolfer:

So my mum’s been going through my drawers and sorting out all my clothes because my wardrobe broke and she’s like fixing it or whatever. But I totally forgot that I keep sex toys in the bottom drawer of my wardrobe. Like, fucking hell. MY MUM HAS SEEN MY…

LMAO.

I had a camera (back before phones had cameras) where I took a photo of my mums new car, but I also had photos of me and my partner at the time doing things (I mean it was after all MY camera). So my mum decided to go through it when I wasn’t around to see the pictures of her car and saw EVERYTHING.

The weirdest part though

is that anyone else would’ve seen ONE sexy photo and turned the damn thing off but she kept scrolling through?!!!

omg. o.o

(Source: tjsrnith)

wweesnaww:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

(Source: billcosbytop)

ballisticnarcissistic:

yeah, that happened. 

IT’S THE LORD”S DAY Y’ALL 

*unsure how to feel about this*

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